Thursday, April 22, 2010

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How to lose a phone in a few easy steps.

  1. Be very stupid.



-------------------------------- End


No, seriously:

  1. Go to breakfast at a cafe which has never gone.
  2. not take the cell phone and connect to the power of such a place.
  3. Distract yourself.
  4. Eat breakfast.
  5. Desktop
  6. Make your own, making the task that made the previous day. Ask
  7. more coffee. Ask
  8. account. Sea
  9. asshole and forget step 2 (eye, this step is important).
  10. pay and leave. Remember
  11. step 2 when two hours have passed. End

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Pools Act and the Compulsory


Sr (a) Mayor (s):

Best Regards,

The Honorable Councils of each of the 1098 municipalities in the country, using its constitutional and legal powers especially conferred by Article 313, paragraphs 6 and 10 of the Constitution, 32 of Act 136 of 1994, 9 and 10 of Act 1209 of 2008 and Decree 15 of 2171, 2009, and considering that the Pool Safety Act and similar structures came into force since January 14, 2010, mandating compliance same to each and every one of those who were custodians of the requirements set out therein, including the mayors around the country, should consider:

1. That Act 1209 of 2008, aims to "establish standards aimed at providing safe and adequate swimming facilities in order to avoid accidents, health problems and protect the lives of users of these, subject to arrangements other rules that may be of a concurrent application. "

2. That Decree 2171 of 2009 (By which identifies measures applicable to the swimming pools and similar structures and collective use of private property and issues unihabitacional other provisions), was approved by the national government on June 10, 2009. This Regulatory Decree Law 1209 of 2008, leaving no force, if any, the technical requirements that are standard in municipal agreements and transfers the responsibility to rule on the matter to the municipalities through the department or administrative office that they determine .

3. That Article 15 of Decree 2171 of 2009 states: POWERS OF MUNICIPALITIES AND DISTRICTS. In implementing Article 9 of the Act 1209 of 2008, the municipalities and districts in their respective jurisdiction shall be responsible through the department or administrative office that they determine, following:

  1. approve construction projects or adequacy of pools and similar structures in their jurisdiction.
  2. authorize the operation of the pools or similar structures in its jurisdiction, by Certificate of Safety Compliance pool or similar structure, which ensures compliance with the provisions of this decree and the standards issued by the Ministry of Social Protection on the subject, the certificate shall, among others, the concept of health issued by the Departmental Health Authority, District or Municipal (Municipality category 1, 2 and 3) health. Make
  3. control to ensure compliance with the security plan and management of daily operations running as well as regular audits of pools and similar structures within their jurisdiction to ensure compliance with the provisions set forth in this Decree and regulations issued by the Ministry of Social Protection Social on the subject.
  4. Apply sanctions that may apply to the heads of pools or similar structures which do not comply with the provisions of this Decree and regulations issued by the Ministry of Social Protection on the subject, for the effect, take into account noted in Chapter V of Act 1209 of 2008 or the rule that the change, add or change.

Under the above considerations, the Honorable Council of the Municipality, should: Appoint

  • immediately (if it fails to do so) the agency or office performing administrative functions of verification and certification of compliance with the requirements established by law for establishments with collective and private pools unihabitacionales
  • that the resulting agreement, governing from the date of its passage and enactment and repeal all provisions of city ordinance that are contrary.

Sr (a) Mayor (s): The only purpose of the content in this release is serve as a facilitator to comply with an established standard. His willingness to address these risks will be appreciated in the silence of life for those children who belong to a collective NO sad but avoidable and preventable, 24 deaths by drowning for every 30 days in our beloved homeland.

Of You Sincerely, Hugo Díaz

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The Dream and paranoia

"is that Paul McCartney is very overrated, we."



"I hate Valentine's Day because nopinchesmames, how much money must be spent, it is a commercial totalmete date, we."



"I do not listen because we all listen to Radiohead. I hear a Finnish band that formed at the beginning of the year, almost nobody knows it but is very good, we. "

" Harry Potter? Suputamadre. No! I pure art cinema, we. "



" Dostoevsky? So, no. I read one who writes better but almost nobody knows. "Saramago? Pfff. What little discretion we. "


If you're one of those, or know one well, it surely is a" grinch something. "Totally absurd term because the grinch is only one character Dr. Seuss (I looked it up on Wikipedia), a character who hates Christmas time by e X or reason. Suddenly he jumped, became epidemic and be grinch is already "cool."

Well, we continue to occupy the word to refer to people who think and have a feel similar to the original description but the day of love and friendship, mother's day, the child's day. And not only dates but also bands, singers, movies, books and a long etcetera.


As that time here, someone told them to be Grinch all was very cool . As your level of intelligence was directly proportional to how Grinches be. No mamen! I thought we had overcome that and we accepted guilty pleasure. I do not know where did the modito not be at the modito. Why, do you think? That's a fad. The mode of being "alternative" at least listening to music, hating those who have fallen into the clutches of the material world. And of course, no longer listen to that band that "it is that it became commercial and now everyone likes it, we."

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Do you realize that putting "we" at all, increase the emphasis that is said and gives a sense that what is intended, but not that asshole?

is not the same tell someone, "You're an idiot" to say: "are you a fool, we. "You see?

) End of parenthesis.

I do not see nothing wrong with liking for what we please, do not see anything wrong with having tastes" alternative ". What I do not love is the delusion that they have to spend a lot to feel "cool." As that listening to the band Tahitian (not Tatiana) have recently discovered that because nobody else hears it and that makes us righteous. And we do not like, for example, or stop listening to Radiohead and chanting their songs because they became well known and people No'man Creep known and will not believe that Creep we like.

shits me is people not grinch really and do it for fashion. In an ideal world sure would kill all those who have similar tastes to you so that no one else liked the music they hear or read the books they love and to be the most alternative of the world, we. Nopinchechinguenmamen
ball, fucking, WE.


grinchs'm the grinch, we.

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National Meeting of the Association of Amusement Parks and

With the participation of national and international speakers, the Association of attractions and parks, Acolap-held a meeting of 20 and 21 April in Bogotá, address issues of security, maintenance, marketing, coaching and tourist parks amusements, among which are two issues of great importance for those who want safer pools:

The hope on Tuesday 20 2:00 to 3:30 pm in the conference Regulations for Act 1209 of 2008 pools and subsequently Lifeguard Certification Conference-Seine.
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