Sleeping in public transport will never worried me as I do from life. The problem is when, as now, my biological clock fails and travel a short distance I fall asleep. And then I step. That happened to me yesterday. And before yesterday.
The neurologist, in a nutshell: I scolded. Scolded me that why I had not tried for my insomnia, which always is a symptom of something else and not a single disease not a hobby or a fad, like emos.
From the thirteen years I have had trouble sleeping. I knew the whole late night infomercials and all-CVC at the time-broadcast television. When I discovered the internet television changed the computer, not that I wanted to light and pass the twenty thousand hours in front of the monitor, was simply that I did not sleep, I was scolded because my sleeping habits are very poor, I have no specific time sleeping though it has a wake-up, I scolded him for taking so much coffee and eating too much too late. Smoking and drinking, as Clorets commercial. I scolded
to breathe and do not ask permission.
I made a routine physical examination and reflexes, temperature and others. When I rang my nose told me very suspicious: Ajaj! How long have the flu?. He said it was not cold it was just draining and I started that day and allergy. As a television cliché he stroked his chin with the corner of the index finger and thumb and frowned. "Sometimes it begins as chronic fatigue and flu-like symptoms blablabla said. Maybe it's that and mumbled things to himself as if he had solved my problem. He gave a clinic three times by the y. .. nothing. Please physicians really stop watching House !
I told him my paranoia and whoooole what I had read about narcolepsy and I said yes, that was an option, which is a disorder (or disease?) Difficult to diagnose and had to take some laboratory tests because could only have anemia or something and had to be discarded. Wrote in his letter typical doctor, learned in classes: medical Typography I, II, III, IV, and VII Hieroglyphics health where he scored a prescription my name, age, sex, weight, height and all those things that only doctors understand, and the name of laboratory 126.765 I had to do. They really were like 4. ****
This morning I went for electric. You had to be awake and the other slept. There was no wait that long to sleep. While the "lady" said to be sleeping I was already well empiernado with Morpheus.
Someone told me I should shave and I was very scared, but it is true, as we learned on television in many movies where they do business as usual electroencephalogram people. As if they were so cheap. Mjmjmjmj.
I expected a strange room and a computer monitor tosquísima green monochrome with little numbers falling, Matrix and little sounds like the hospital and put me in a maquinota as bread oven, but no. Everything is more modern and simpler than it is not worth telling. The electrodes come in a headband and not take the finesse, the girls, placing them one by one as, again, we have seen in a lot of TV. ****
The results will know in a week. The least worst thing that could have anemia and it is uglier, because I believe that narcolepsy. I hope that only the former and not the latter because if not, you can not ever dream of being a pilot or Bus minibus and driver or truck driver or fireman or driver.
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